What if the hokey-pokey really is what it’s all about?
it really has been. merry christmas, everyone. i am here in Paris, TX visiting my future inlaws, one of whom is totally incapacitated with some sort of stomach blech. i feel awful for her. i now know where steve gets it, this desire to push and push and push until he drops. [...]
i am in the mood to wear all black, champagne eyeshadow, and brutally red lipstick. i want to be that blonde who is never out of style.
i never thought i would live to see the day when the air in frank and angie’s was heavy not only with the ripe smell of italian food, [...]
i have added a link over there (–>) to the austin360 allergy report, as i now check it every day with an almost morbid fascination.
*sniff*
On Tuesday, I learned that bellydancing burns 9 calories a minute.
Shimmy on.
someone keeps calling our house around 6 in the morning. every morning.
this needs to stop.
This fashion advice is soooo true and invaulable (not to mention hilarious). It must be preserved!
So I went into Barnes & Noble on my lunch break to buy a cheap reference on PHP (I was delighted to find that O’Reilly has a pocket reference out on the subject), and additionally came out with:
A new book
A 2003 planner with pictures of Paris
A miniature bonsai tree
This says waaaay too much about me, [...]
Many of you already know this, but my cat is evil. EVIL, I tell you.
So evil, in fact, that at 5:00 this morning he decided to tear around the room, knocked something over (I think it was a plant) which was heavy enough to startle me awake, jump squarely on my chest and [...]
So my attempts to come up with a quick and easy Christmas blog design today were a phenomenal failure. It will just have to wait another week. If I get bored at work, maybe I will have time to do it — we’ll see.
My bridesmaids and I are going on a road trip [...]
i thought going “default” was supposed to be easier than this.