So Steve’s birthday is in August, and I’ve been trying to figure out what to get him. I found something that I know he really wants on e-bay and I went ahead and bid on it. E-bay is very dangerous for me; I become really obsessive. I check in even when there are three days left on the auction, just to see how its going, even though I know that I will get an email if someone outbids me. Somehow, I have to be absolutely sure I’m still the high bidder. The closer I get, the more frequently I refresh to watch the timer go down. It is bad, bad, bad.

I hope I win.

If not, I guess I can always get him more fancy undershirts.